Gemini- Social Gemini, as the butterflies you are, you’ll make it further than most other signs. Mostly because of being aware of your situation. Probably biting the dust around the middle of the movie. Think Tatum Riley from Scream, almost
Aquarius– You would make it nearly to the end, only getting killed off because of your rebelliousness and independence. You stray off the path from the others, going off on your own.
Libra– You will make it again, a majority of the way. Say like 70% because of your balance and your calm demeanor. But your tendency for self-sacrifice and your aloofness will be what eventually gets you.
Leo– A little further after Cancer, your leadership skills will get you very far, But they will also ultimately be your downfall, as you let yourself become too sure of your abilities and prowess and let your guard down. The killer sneaking into your home when you’ve let your defenses lower.
Aries– You’re the leader of the crew, the one who goes to check things out when others can’t. This is your biggest strength, but also your biggest weakness. You bite off more than you can chew, letting yourself be too sure of your strength and abilities.
Sagittarius– Similar to Virgo, you were a prepper. Though Virgo knew what to do in this situation, they didn’t have all the same horror movie knowledge as you. You make it even further than Virgo with this street knowledge, but as the horror enthusiast you are, you don’t make it to the end because you fall in love with the mysterious masked killer.
Pisces– You wanted to run at the beginning, but something made you stay. Not following your instincts was your biggest mistake. That is why you are killed at the start and don’t get to see the end.
Cancer– Your compassion is your undoing. Regardless of your good intentions, the slasher doesn’t really care that you sacrificed yourself for a noble cause. You are the first to be caught by the killer. You are seen as either a martyr or a scapegoat to those who remained.
Scorpio– While the other zodiacs are focused on their escape and survival, your motive in this scenario is revenge. This is because you are the killer. You’re a villain with a motive. Scorpios are a sign known for their notoriety when it comes to dealing with those who have wronged them, and you are not letting it slide this time.
Taurus– It’s common knowledge that your most prominent attribute is your stubbornness. As some may think that this will lead to your eventual demise early on in the movie, it’s more probable that you will focus on your end goal. You are self aware, and use basic logic. This is why you are one of the few zodiacs that have a good chance of survival.
Virgo– As the smart one, you would have known to hide out in the nearest place with food.This would get you pretty far in the movie, but ultimately you would run out of dumpster doughnuts. You go on a recon mission to get out of there, but when you finally find the exit door, you’re too scared to touch the doorknob that seemed to have a green substance on it.
Capricorn– Ever the overachiever, you will be the one who inevitably goes on the offensive. Your plan is to take the killer head on, and as clever as your strategy may have been, it was no use. Your ambition ended up being your downfall.
Art by Jade Smith and Jay Glowczwski
Writing by Jade Smith and Jay Glowczwski
